Leicester Square Theatre, London.
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, some dodgy meat off the back of a lorr-ry.
The nation's favourite publican, Al Murray - The Pub Landlord, celebrates the nation's favourite day with a series of Christmas themed shows at the Leicester Square theatre. 12 to be exact, don't know why we picked that number.
Get in the yuletide spirits (or glass of white wine/fruit based drink for the ladies) and join the man who genuinely wears five gold rings all year round, plus his special guests, to see out the year in style.